Everyone told them it wouldn't work, that it was wrong. Wrong in so many ways...... But if you chase something long enough and hard enough, eventually you may catch it.
His heart was warm at first, on that cold damp rainy day but that too soon faded and she was left with nothing more than a cold metallic husk. She finally came to realize that he was nothing more than a HOG!
either that or abstinence makes the Bark go Honda
It made her Blue.