Joke of the Day

A man walks into a bar with a Great Dane.
The bartender points at the dog and says; “Dogs aren’t allowed in here!”
“But it’s a talking dog.” Replies the man.
The bartender has seen this before and asks suspiciously. “What do you mean he’s a talking dog?”
The man cradles the Dane’s face in both hands and gently looks into his eyes and asks. “What’s on the top of a house?”
The Dane goes. “ROOF! ROOF!”
“That’s it OUT!” Shouts the bartender!
The man quickly says “no, no wait”, and looks the dog in the eye again and asks. “What’s on the outside of a tree?”
The Dane goes. “BARK! BARK! (In a very deep voice, because he means it.)
The bartenders comes out from behind the bar and grabs the man by the collar and starts dragging him to the door.
The man pleads. “Wait!” and looks the dog pleadingly in the eye and asks. “What’s the name of the greatest baseball player of all time?”
The Dane wags his tail and goes. “RUTH! RUTH!”
“That’s it!” and the bartender physically throws the man into the street where he lands in heap.
As the man sits up, the Great Dane walks up to him, licks him in the face, then turns around and plops his behind in the man’s lap, turns his head around, looks the man in the eye, cocks his head to one side puts one ear forward and goes. “ Dimaggio?”