How is it Bath and Bodyworks most potent form of spreading scent through the house (oil) still can't compare to a pile of Dane dung? The ground has been wet or frozen for the past several weeks. Luna has comfort issues with her paws. Really prefers to have her paws in dry, soft, green grass. So, no matter how long I were to leave her outside in freezing temps, she'll stand at the glass door and scream (don't know if all Danes scream, but there's really no better way to describe the freaky sound she makes). Then an hour or so later, a hot aroma starts filtering up the stairs. By this time, the entire downstairs is saturated with the stench. And even after the evidence is gone, even a oil burner from Bath and Bodyworks can't mask the smell.

If only we could bottle the power (not the actual scent).

She pulled this trick last night. So what would have been my new White Chocolate Mudslide moment this morning turned into a clean the sludge moment.